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Custom funny 2027 wall calendar

Turn his photo into the Man of the Damn Year.

Upload one photo, pick a style and we do the rest. Every calendar is made to order around the man you love: a magazine-style cover with his name and twelve scenes starring him.

  • ★ Made to order for him
  • 🎁 Free handbook set + free shipping on 2 or more
  • 💾 Digital artwork pack included

1 Upload his photo

One clear photo where his face is easy to see. We will turn it into a cover and scenes as good as the examples further down.

By uploading a photo you confirm you have permission to use it. We use it only to make your calendar and delete it after a short retention period.

2 Pick his style

Which story is he starring in? Tap a style to see examples below.

3 · A peek at what is coming

This is how we will turn his photo into a work of art.

Every page is made around the man in your photo. Here are six scenes from the this style.

Swipe to see all six →

4 · Choose your pack

Make him a legend.

Bonus with every order: all 13 artworks as digital files, yours to keep and share.

Buy 2 or more and we’ll gift you our Love & Wellness Handbook Set. 15 easy guides to keep the spark alive and look after your health, on us.

Total

Secure checkout by Shopify. Free shipping on 2 or more calendars.

By continuing you agree to our terms and confirm you have permission to use the photo supplied.

How it works

Three easy steps. One happy man.

1. Upload and pick a styleSend one clear photo of him and choose the story he stars in.
2. We make it, by handA designer builds his cover and twelve scenes around his face and checks every image.
3. He unwraps itA real printed wall calendar arrives ready to wrap, hang and laugh at all year.

Reviews

What they said when they unwrapped it.

Denise M.
★★★★★
He held up the Bigfoot page grinning like a kid. It is hanging in his workshop now.
Denise M.Bought for my husband
Tanya B.
★★★★★
He peeled back the paper and laughed until he cried. Now he introduces himself as the Cat Dad.
Tanya B.Bought for my husband
Tasha R.
★★★★★
He laughed so hard at the Mr. July page that he had to put the calendar down. Best birthday gift ever.
Tasha R.Birthday gift for my husband
Jamal W.
★★★★★
Order was easy, and the cover preview made us laugh before we even paid.
Jamal W.Bought for my best friend
Renee & Curtis
★★★★★
The Dad's Expecting pages had us both in tears. Best silly gift we have ever given each other.
Renee & CurtisAnniversary gift
Walter H.
★★★★★
My daughter gave me the Dad's Expecting calendar. I pretended to be shocked, but it is already hanging in my kitchen.
Walter H.A gift from my daughter
Gloria H.
★★★★★
Everybody at his birthday party wanted to hold it. He has not stopped smiling since.
Gloria H.Birthday gift for my husband
Laura & Tom
★★★★★
The hen pages had us in tears. Best silly gift we have ever given each other.
Laura & TomAnniversary gift
Raymond T.
★★★★★
My family surprised me with the firefighter cover. The whole garage was laughing and I have not taken it down since.
Raymond T.A surprise from my family
The Jenkins Family
★★★★★
The Cluck & Flex pages had the whole table in stitches. Dad gets the biggest laugh every time.
The Jenkins FamilyBought for Dad
Monica L.
★★★★★
Thick pages, bright colors and a sturdy wire binding. It looks as good in person as the preview.
Monica L.Bought for my husband
Darnell J.
★★★★★
Groceries, school pickup, Mr. July. She nailed it. I have shown it to every neighbor on the block.
Darnell J.Bought by my wife
Susan & Paul
★★★★★
The cat album is perfect for a man who talks to his cat more than to us.
Susan & PaulBought for Dad
Andre W.
★★★★★
My wife surprised me with this. Bigfoot and the alien are officially on my wall for all of 2027.
Andre W.A surprise from my wife
Curtis W.
★★★★★
He struck the exact pose from the calendar for ten minutes straight. We are still laughing about it.
Curtis W.A gift from my wife
Aaliyah P.
★★★★★
Dad could not stop laughing at the horse. He asked if he could keep it forever.
Aaliyah P.Bought for Dad
Carlos M.
★★★★★
Big fisherman energy all year. My father-in-law now plans his week around it.
Carlos M.Father's Day
Franklin B.
★★★★★
Dad's face when he saw the horse and the hen was priceless. It hangs right next to the Christmas tree.
Franklin B.Bought for Dad
Sheila D.
★★★★★
It hangs right by the coffee maker and makes me smile every single morning.
Sheila D.Bought for my husband
Terrence B.
★★★★★
My brother opened the box and could not breathe from laughing. That yoga pose is unforgettable.
Terrence B.Bought for my brother
Elena V.
★★★★★
He pretended to be embarrassed. Then he asked if he could keep the digital copy too.
Elena V.Bought for my boyfriend

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Everything in the box

Everything included with his calendar.

  • 13 personalized artworks created just for him

    One magazine-style front cover plus 12 completely different monthly scenes in the style you choose. Every image is created around the man you upload, never the same picture reused each month.

  • A front cover with his name on it

    His face and his name on a cover that looks like the real thing, because it is the real thing that gets printed.

  • Every single calendar is made to order

    There are no ready-made calendars sitting on a shelf. Your order is created and printed after you place it, specifically for the man you are buying it for.

  • Every image is checked by a person before printing

    We do not send artwork straight to production. Every image is reviewed for likeness and quality first, so what arrives looks like him.

  • A real, large-format wire-bound wall calendar

    A proper wall calendar with real 2027 dates and room to write. Not a small novelty card and not a flimsy desk calendar.

  • A free handbook set and free shipping when you order 2 or more

    Order two or more calendars and we’ll gift you our Love & Wellness Handbook Set, and shipping is on us too. A single calendar ships for a flat $6.95 in the US.

  • Bonus included with every orderThe complete digital artwork pack

    Receive all 13 artworks as digital files too, the front cover and every monthly scene, so you can keep and share them long after 2027 is over.

Quick answers

What do I get after I order?

We build his cover and all 12 monthly pages around his face, then print the whole thing as a real wall calendar and send it to you.

Do I see it before it is printed?

The examples above show the style and quality. His own pages stay a surprise. Every image is made by hand and checked for likeness and quality before printing, and if we need a clearer photo we will email you before anything is printed.

What photo works best?

A clear, well-lit photo where his face is easy to see, looking toward the camera. Group photo? That works too, just make sure he is easy to spot. Please avoid heavy filters and sunglasses.

Will every page look like him?

We work hard to keep his face recognizable while everything around him gets more ridiculous. Every image is reviewed before it goes to print.

Is the photo kept private?

Yes. The photo is used only to create your calendar. We do not sell or share it, and uploaded photos are deleted after a short retention period.

Can I order extra copies?

Yes. Extra copies cost less per calendar, so pick a bigger pack above.